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yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.

Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"

Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.

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Yo mamas so ugly just after she was born, her mother said What a treasure and her father said Yea lets go bury it

Yo mamas so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order

Your mamas so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party

Your mamas so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

your mamas so fat when she fell in love she broke it

your mums so stupid she told a yo mama joke to her children

your mums so fat she fell out both sides of her bed

your mum is so ugly when she joined facebook everyone switched to twitter

your mums so fat she cant get out of 2012 welcome to the new year

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